cute gender neutral dating terms for the signs

nanamukuro:

Aries: dirt pile

Taurus: memer

Gemini: nerdlord

Cancer: ANGRY nerdlord

Leo: feisty young’n

Virgo: strategically draped piece of fabric

Libra: anime trash

Scorpion: le hawt nb yaoiz partner

Sagittarius: cutie patoot but also NEEEEEEEEERD

Capricorn: the coolest cat around

Aquarius: emotional wreck but MY emotional wreck

Pisces: avril lavigne fan

uhmeliamay:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

yungdiane:

"so why do you want the job?"

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bassicalo:

I guess my mum thinks I’m constantly on Google’s start page

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Beyoncé in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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patcassels:

I want to think like Troy

The thing Harry Potter will miss most.

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

“why the fuck am i crying”

— literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)

bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time