brusherpike:

nickcarragay:

how come it’s easier to find books for teens that feature vampires, werewolves, or robots than lgbtq characters

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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crownmeyourking:

conshence:

That awful moment when you wake up.

this happens to me like every day it’s annoying

comic-chick:

hipnerd:

This is the same man.

I think about this a lot.

livdash:

“You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be.”

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

harrysthefather:

bootybite:

"I MUST BECOME NASH GRIER’S DREAM GIRL."

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IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE THE POTATO LOOKS SO DETERMIND I NCATSFASDFASDFA

  • School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
  • Student: I got bullied.
  • School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?